A fast and furious egg-toting fiend,
Giving kids chocolate and going unseen.
Do you really think we believe this stuff?
It’s only the marketing holding you up!

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For day 15 of NaPoWriMo, I used yesterday’s prompt at napowrimo.net: Write a Clerihew. It’s a satirical poem about a famous person… or character. You can read 2 more
Here.