I am Mr. Seagull, not to be confused with the rest of my family–that is, my mate and hatchlings. I am the Big Cheese, and that’s the way it is. I shouldn’t have to tell you I live near the ocean.
You think I should be content just eating fish, but here’s something that will really knock your beach sandals off.
My favorite food is French fries, especially when I swoop down and nab them from an unsuspecting, scared child! AH AH AH, yum yum yum, BLISS!
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Written for
#SixSentenceStories: Ocean.
Needless to say, I was the child in the story… :-()
Mystical Strings 
I live side by side with Messers Seagull here on the South Coast. I hid some small bird food in the garden but … the Gulls annihilated it – bereft of French Fries. 🤣
Fun Six 🙂 I kinda like them. ‘Boss’ is definitely a good word. They took over the roof of where I work as a ‘hanging out’ place, and you often see them in the garden. Huge when up so close!