I am Mr. Seagull, not to be confused with the rest of my family–that is, my mate and hatchlings. I am the Big Cheese, and that’s the way it is. I shouldn’t have to tell you I live near the ocean.
You think I should be content just eating fish, but here’s something that will really knock your beach sandals off.
My favorite food is French fries, especially when I swoop down and nab them from an unsuspecting, scared child! AH AH AH, yum yum yum, BLISS!
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Written for
#SixSentenceStories: Ocean.
Needless to say, I was the child in the story… :-()
Mystical Strings 
Those seagulls can be very aggressive.
I’m a seagull fan.
Yes indeed. We see them inland 50 miles from the ocean and they will grab up french fries in a minute.
Cute SSS.
What a fun six! Seagulls are like flying rats.
what an image, Dyanne.. thanks a lot
lol
sea gulls are the second most annoying thing at the beach. #1 speedos
You’ve introduced him to a T!
No kidding, they love french fries, lol. Brought back memories of dozens of gulls flying overhead the boardwalk waiting for when people deliberately threw out buckets of fries just to watch the seagulls swoop in for a feeding frenzy.
Not my idea of an idyllic beach scene, lol
Fun Six!
Ha ha, that made me laugh! 😀
Indeed they do favor those fries!
I like seagulls… reminds me of elementary school… in a I-can-laugh-because-I-survived-way, of course
Fun Six